nancy grace... poop and Jesus...

nancy grace is spewing her craziness at me... and i'm not sure why i have tuned in to her... i've been talking in the Etsy chatrooms about various things... such as ... did Jesus poop...

uhhhh... i hope so... otherwise he would have been really grouchy... i know i can't go more than just a day or two before i turn into a grouch if i don't have the kind of poop that makes you want to run around the block... you know those kind... those poops that make you want to squeal with joy when your done and you feel so fantastic you could take a run around the block real quick like...

i didn't go to church today... i've been so drugged up on these painkillers that the doctor gave me for the fibro pain that i didn't feel up to going... i should have called in sick...

things i've learned about myself today... ten things... here we go

1) i don't like it when people leave cabinet doors open... it makes me crazy
2) too many beans in chili gives me gas... really really bad gas
3) people think i'm funny... it always amuses me when people say that... cause... i just say what goes through my head... simmy always said... my thoughts were funny...
4) i can eat an entire pecan pie in five days
5) the scrubbier the soap the more i like it...
6) i am really bad at paperwork... but really good at dreaming
7) when running on grass in your unders... you should wear good shoes... with good tread
8) if i slow down... i can sew straight seams
9) i remembered my love of mary engelbrite... and i probably spelled her name wrong
10) Dad still loves me... even when i play hookey from church

i told stories of John Thomas and i tonight... and he should be here in just a week to visit... i miss him so much... and i can't wait to watch trashy tv with him...

as far as my felt is going... i can't seem to make it fast enough... but i haven't had time to paint... and i'm starting to miss painting... i need more hours in the day... i have too many ideas .... to get out and not enough time to do them....